Tuesday, 8 May 2012


1) Flight from India lands at security conscious, JFK airport, New York. ‘Anything to declare?’ asks customs security. All passengers in a flash take out ‘The Terrorist’……the book.
2) Tornado blows the roof above a man’s head reading ‘Gone with the wind’
3) Carla Bruni reading Chetan Bhagat’s ‘Revolution 2020’ after Sarkozy’s defeat
4) ‘Breakout nations’ prescribed reading at gay counseling centre called ‘coming out of the closet’
5) ‘Secret of the Nagas’ by Amish presented as return gifts to all crew members of the film ‘Tu saap mein lootera’
6) Lalu Prasad Yadav book reading from ‘I too had a love story’ at fodder conference
7) Narendra Modi burning the midnight oil reading ‘Mein Kampf’
8)Anu Malik plagiarizing the book title ‘The girl with the golden tattoo’ in the hit song ‘dekho na jalti jawani machle,  tattoo mera ang ang mein chupaye na chupay!’
9) City vendor serves crisp hot dogs shrouded with paper napkins embossed with Thomas Harris book cover of ‘The silence of the Lambs’
10) Copies of ‘Jurassic Park’ kept at desks of all first time MLAs’ of state assembly at inaugural ceremony
11) Naveen Patnaik, Mamta di, Jayalaitha, Nitish Kumar and Narendra Modi all found sitting in one room reading Enid Blyton’s ‘famous five’.

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